Top 5 Comic Relief Villains (Square Enix)
Sometimes we need villains of a different stock. Sephiroth, Ganon, Dracula, they’re all superb villains, but what about the little guys? You know, the villains who aren’t quite ready for top billing. Sometimes we need a break from the sadistic, ruthless variety of villain and enjoy a more toned down antagonist. Today I’m paying tribute [...]
The Retro Virus
It’s a serious condition. Nay, a debilitating aliment that consumes certain gamers. Yours truly is severely afflicted with it. I’ve been living with it for many years. Actually, decades long have I been a victim of its awesome power. There is no cure for it. There’s no fighting it. One must simply learn to live with it. [...]
Final Fantasy X – Review
Genre: RPG Developer: Square Publisher: Squaresoft/Square Electronic Arts System: PlayStation 2 Release Year: 2001 In all my years of playing the Final Fantasy series, I have noticed that there is no such thing as an “average” Final Fantasy. Squaresoft, Square, Square EA, Square Enix, whatever the hell they want to call themselves, always deliver either [...]
Final Fantasy IV: The After Years – Review
Genre: RPG (Role-Playing Game) Developer: Matrix Software Publisher: Square Enix System: Nintendo Wii (WiiWare) Release Year: 2009 Now I know it seems like I’m picking on poor Square Enix here, but I really feel sometimes these guys just mail it in. Quite honestly, I was thrilled when I stumbled upon this game one fine day [...]
Early Swirly – New Releases This Week: 09-27-2010
Another week, another Early Swirly. It’s time to close out the month of September. We’ve got it all this week: zombies, soccer balls, war machines, and reduced breast sizes. Sounds like a good time to us. Share on Facebook
Final Fantasy IX Strategy Guide – The PlayOnline Debacle
Let’s take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? It’s November 2000, and the world was ready to take the big leap into the next millennium. It was an uncertain time. While we survived the supposed apocalypse causing Y2K bug less than a year prior, many people were unsure as to where the next thousand [...]
Dragon Quest VIII: The Journey of the Cursed King – Review
Genre: RPG (Role-Playing Game) Developer: Square Enix Publisher: Square Enix System: Playstation 2 Release Year: 2005 In Dragon Quest VIII: The Journey of the Cursed King, you are an unnamed hero whom you know very little about. You know very little about the world he comes from and the people around him. Unfortunately, by the [...]
Secret of Evermore – Review
Genre: RPG (Role-Playing Game) Developer: Square USA (Square-Enix) Publisher: Squaresoft System: SNES Release Year: 1996 Picture this scenario: You are the younger brother of one of the all time greatest quarterbacks in football history. Your bro is the epitome of charisma, the king of clutch, and regarded by all as a legend among men. Naturally, [...]
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