Top 5 Things to do Instead of Gaming
It’s April, and though April Fool’s Day is long past, I always think of the month of April as a practical joke sort of month and try to come up with unique things to write about for Game-Flush (unique even for us). Lately I honestly haven’t been gaming as often as I’d like or usually [...]
Early Swirly – New Releases This Week: 02-13-2012
Well, folks, its a great week for PlayStation Vita owners because…Wait. What? You mean there aren’t any PlayStation Vita owners? Of course there isn’t, because the system isn’t even out yet! But, for some reason, Sony is having a limited release of their new handheld a week before it’s official release. And not only does [...]
The Trouble with Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
WARNING: SPOILERS! It’s been a while since the love of my life suddenly changed everything about herself, breaking my heart in the process. In that time I’ve been able to ponder the mysteries of my relationship with the Castlevania series. It hasn’t been easy, but I think I’ve finally healed enough to talk about it. [...]
The Real Reason the PlayStation Network Went Down
This is going to be difficult for you to believe, but I think I, the Corporate Ninja, have found the true reason the PlayStation Network went down on April 20th. No, there wasn’t some hacker group that decided to teach Sony a lesson. After all, did their reasoning make any sense? No! That’s because it [...]
3D Really Used to Suck
I know what you’re all doing right now. You’re all sitting there nodding your head in agreement. Yes, Ninja, three-dee really was da’ pits. It’s amazing now, but man did those graphics suck b4 the Pee-Ess-Two and Ecks-Bocks. Well I ain’t buying it! I know a Yes-Man when I see one, and you and I [...]
Top 5 Changes We Need in Video Games
The video game industry needs to shake things up a bit. You wonderful developers and publishers are getting too cozy…you’re getting soft. We won’t allow it. We are here to motivate you by calling for some changes. You can’t make the next great game by doing the same ol’ thang! We need changes in genres, [...]
Early Swirly – New Releases This Week: 03-14-2011
Well another week of releases by me, The Corporate Ninja, and this time it’s chock-full of varying titles and genres. In fact there’s so many that, as sometimes happens with the Early Swirly, I’m actually able to choose my top picks rather than just listing the small selections available. Still no word on the elusive [...]
Early Swirly – New Releases This Week: 11-01-2010
Remember, remember the first of November. We’ve got Kratos. We’ve got James Bond. We’ve got Goku. We’ve got…Pikachu? Alright…one of these heroes don’t fit the bill…but Kratos is a God amongst men, so we’ll allow it. Share on Facebook
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Review
Genre: Action-Adventure Developer: MercurySteam, Kojima Productions Publisher: Konami System: Playstation 3, Xbox 360 Release Year: 2010 If there’s anyone at Game-Flush who should review a Castlevania game it’s me. Like the Farr grew up playing Final Fantasy, I’ve almost obsessively followed the Belmont Clan’s struggle to end the unlife of The Count since the first [...]
Shank – Review
Genre: Beat ‘Em Up Developer: Klei Entertainment Publisher: Electronic Arts Systems: Playstation 3 (PSN), Xbox 360 (Live Arcade), Microsoft Windows Release Year: 2010 It was during that difficult week before Castle Crashers hit the Playstation Network. By Friday (August 27th) my anticipation was at its height, and no matter what game I played, no matter [...]
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