About Us

What can we say about ourselves? We are a humorous game news and review site dedicated to giving you, our beautiful readers, quality content with some laughs in between. We are always taking requests on games you want reviewed–whether it is before you buy/rent it, or simply because you wanted to know some fellow gamers’ thoughts on a game you’ve played. If we can get our hands on a copy of a game you want reviewed, we will flush it! There is no game too big… too small… too good… and especially, too bad… that we won’t tackle.

For tournaments, contests and various other uses, we have a PSN ID and XBL Gamer Tag:

PSN ID: Game-Flush
XBL Tag: GameFlush

Here’s our staff, and some information about Game-Flush.com (including our schedule for updates):

FLUSH STAFF:

Brian – Teach
Teach is most certainly an old school gamer. This doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love new releases as the years pass. However, you can throw away the graphics and voice actors, and replace them with a short, mushroom chasing, Italian plumber or a Hedgehog who clearly had a few pills before charging down a balding Ron Jeremy, and he will be satisfied. With a degree in the teaching field, Teach would seem a most fitting name. He usually knows what he is talking about, and should you disagree with him, approximately 20-25 children with boogery fingers and juice stained t-shirts will be dropped off and abandoned on your doorstep, leaving you to deal with the tears and mess.

Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, Metal Gear Solid series, LittleBigPlanet, Uncharted 2: Amongst Thieves, God of War series, Final Fantasy IX, Dragon Force, and Street Fighter series.

Favorite Game Character: Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)

Least Favorite Games: Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Final Fantasy X, Echo the Dolphin, Super Mario Bros. 2, Parasite Eve, and Myst.

Currently Playing: Street Fighter X Tekken

 

J. M. – Corporate Ninja (J. M. DeSantis)
PSN ID: Ethanbrec
As a writer and illustrator, J. M. DeSantis pays particular attention to story and art in games. Still he is capable of deciphering a good game from an experience as enjoyable as washing your hands with shards of glass. J. M. is an avid fan of Castlevania and the works of Yasumi Matsuno. In fact, he claims Mr. Matsuno is a genius and will someday be as highly regarded in the game industry as Shakespeare is in literature. If you disagree, no worries; J. M. is an accepting individual and won’t judge you on your mental deficiencies.
To see J. M.’s other writing and illustration work, visit his website at jmdesantis.com.

Favorite Games: Vagrant Story, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Final Fantasy Tactics, Castle Crashers, Kingdom Hearts, God of War (series), and Xenogears

Favorite Game Character: Put Ashley Riot and Alucard (Castlevania) in a small room with one weapon of choice each and let them battle it out. The winner is your answer.

Least Favorite Games: Spawn: The Eternal, Final Fantasy VIII, Donkey Kong Country, Castlevania 64, and The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age.

Currently Playing: WAKFU and…DIABLO III!!!

 

Mike – The Farr
PSN ID: Leoskade
XBL GT: Leoskade
Game-Flush’s resident garbage game historian, “The Farr” has been neck deep in the video game world for years. His childhood is haunted by memories of nightmarishly awful let-downs of games. Thankfully, he now has a forum to unleash all of the bad memories for your enjoyment and reading pleasure. Mainly focusing on RPG/Simulation games, he has sat through many long hours of torment and despair. But because he loves you so much, he continues to recall the horrid memories, as well as attacking the new pipe-cloggers of the modern era. Thank him with your praise, adoration, and monetary contributions.

Favorite Games: Castle Crashers, Diablo II, Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy IX, Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King, Xenogears, and Lunar 2: Eternal Blue.

Favorite Game Character: “THE” Leading Man, Balthier (Ffamran mied Bunansa)

Least Favorite Games: Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted

Currently Playing: Final Fantasy III/VI (again…this time on the Wii)

 

Brendan – Frendo
Frendo may not be into video games as much as the other members of Game-Flush but that doesn’t stop him from scouring YouTube for the Video of the Week.  In the past Frendo loved nothing more than to sit down at his 10 inch TV and play his favorite 8 bit or 16 bit games until his eyes burned.  These days he enjoys sitting down at his 42 inch TV and playing Wii games like Jeopardy with his wife…and usually winning.

Favorite Games: The Legend of Zelda and A Link to the Past, Shadowgate, Super Mario Bros Wii, Burgertime, Battletoads, Paperboy, Final Fantasy V and VI.

Favorite Character: Link and the Chef from Burgertime

Least Favorite Games: Godzilla Destroy all Monsters and any Harry Potter game.

Currently Playing: The occasional game of Jeopardy or The Price is Right on the Wii

 

Ryan – Orange Testament (Click here to browse O.T.’s contributions)
XBL GT: Starscream8312 (main), OrangeTestament (secondary)
Orange Testament has been an avid gamer since the tender age of 4 when he received his first Nintendo, and played countless hours of Super Mario Bros. But two events changed his life as a gamer forever: 1) when he opened a gift on Christmas Eve and inside was the original Mega Man (the point when he became obsessed with mastering all platformers), and 2) the day he rented Chrono Trigger. That day turned into a week, which included a couple of “sick” days from school and a late charge at the local video store. Nowadays, he sticks to about 3 or 4 mainstream games a year, while most of his game time consists of the latest downloadable title.

Favorite Games: Mega Man (series), Mass Effect (series), Chrono Trigger, Resident Evil (series), Final Fantasy VII, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.

Favorite Game Character: Garrus (Mass Effect series)

Least Favorite Games: Final Fantasy X-2, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2, X-Men (NES), Earthworm Jim.

Currently Playing: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Assassin’s Creed II

 

 

GUEST CONTRIBUTORS:
Mike – Koz (Click here to browse Koz’s contributions)
Favorite Games: Fallout 3, Mass Effect 1 & 2, WWF No Mercy, Shaq-Fu
Favorite Game Character: Howard Finkle
Least Favorite Games: Wall Street Kid, Final Fantasy X

 

 

Steve – Kosh (Click here to browse Kosh’s contributions)
Favorite Games: Knights of the Old Republic, Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Mass Effect Series, Chrono Trigger, and Grand Theft Auto III
Favorite Game Character: Baby Peach
Least Favorite Games: Shaq-Fu

 

Guest Contributor (Click here to browse all other Guest contributions)
Every now and then we have a random Guest Contribution.  These people are either one-time contributors, or just haven’t earned their own avatars yet.
Favorite Games: Varies.
Favorite Game Character: Anyone from Nate Drake to Tron Bonne.
Least Favorite Games: Could be anything, even a title you like!

OUR POSTING SCHEDULE (so you know when to check for updates):

Every now and then we do post on a non-scheduled content day, so be sure to check back.

If there are any terms you see here that need further clarification, visit our Flushology for in-depth definitions of Game-Flush.com’s lingo.

 
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